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Inteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeense.
(Source: tsueimoney, via penelopelope)
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As a guy and a pot head, it always makes me happy when I see a lady that can scroll her own weed. There’s something kinda sexy about it. Understand I don’t mean that in any kind of sexual manner, that shit’s just fucking sexy.
(Source: pink-w33d-wonders, via merofero)
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(Source: comegirls, via fuckyeahladyboner)
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Fuck this shit
Seriously, are you really that fucking dumb?
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I’m not lazy
I just lack the patience.
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Anonymous asked: Whats up with the hair?
What hair? That is the Towel Knot of Ultimate Dryness, are you blind and stupid knave?
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I can smell the slow death and decay of your little fantasy
Continue to push the envelope and trust me, it will get sent.
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The spirit animal that runs the fields of my head, Louis C.K.
(Source: nofarevvell, via carpedieminnyc)
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(Source: stonerparty)
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Every person in this chamber can point to a teacher who changed the trajectory of their lives. Most teachers work tirelessly, with modest pay — sometimes digging into their own pocket for school supplies, just to make a difference. Teachers matter. So instead of bashing them, or defending the status quo, let’s offer schools a deal: give them the resources to keep good teachers on the job and keep the best ones. And in return, grant schools flexibility to teach with creativity and passion, and stop teaching to the test — and to replace teachers who just aren’t helping kids learn. That’s a bargain worth making.
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President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
Don’t break my heart Obama, it’d be nice to be a teacher teaching in a system worth learning from
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Nope, socially awkward. Being baked just makes it worst.
(Source: stonerparty)